Re: Useless Legend Of Zelda CP

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 9:41 am

Oranoas tilted his head. "What is that?"

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:12 am

Steel opened the box and said "It's a baby...I thought they used baskets for those things!?"

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:14 am

Oranoas stepped back. "Okay, I am NOT going to change ANY diapers!"

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:21 am

Defannse flew over saying "Let me see that!" looking at the baby.

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:28 am

"Pfft, you can't carry a baby!"

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:31 am

Defannse repled "well I can throw Steel fine." and then looked at the baby again "Is it Kokiri or Hylian? I can't tell."

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:34 am

"There's only one way to tell...nah, just kidding! I have no idea..."

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:36 am

Steel had an idiotic idea, and drew his sword, saying "Watch and learn!" then cut the baby's arm, before being slapped by Defannse "You idiot!"

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:38 am

"Oh yeeeeah...." watching the baby cry as it bled red blood.

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:40 am

Defannse said "Ok, it's obviously Hylian, lets take it to Castle Town and see if anyone lost it."

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:43 am

Oranoas looked inside the box. "Wait, there's a letter in here....."
Oranoas read the letter.

Malon wrote:Dear Axl, next time wear a condom when you're in the middle of an adventure!

Oranoas' pupils shrunk.

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:47 am

Defannse's pupils shrunk too, then said "W-w-w-what the...!?" Steel butted in "It looks nothing like Axl!" Defannse replied "That's because Hylian Genes are dominant over Zora ones, idiot!" Steel looked confused, when Defannse asked "Anyway, is it a boy or a girl?"

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:49 am

Oranoas lifted open the diaper. "Sigh, It's a girl. Now where's Axl?"

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 10:51 am

Steel said "No idea."

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:05 am

Oranoas got out his first-aid kit, and put a bandage on the baby's cut.

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:10 am

Defannse asked "What can we do with it?"

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:12 am

"We can make sure Steel doesn't throw it in the river!"

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:14 am

Defannse said "Good idea!"

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:16 am

The baby started crying again.

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:17 am

Steel shouted "MY EARS!!!" Defannse told Oranoas "Lets get out of here before we stir up any trouble"

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:19 am

"Wait a second. He's probably hungry from the trip. Steel, give me a bottle of non-alcoholic milk."

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:20 am

Steel handed out a bottle of milk.

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:22 am

"I hope he doesn't choke on the milk..." Oranoas said while putting a teaspoon full of milk in the baby's mouth.

**Steel** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:23 am

Defannse fle towards the forest exit.

**Oranoas** Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:24 am

"Hey, where are you going!?"

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